Because I watch the Time?

That's the question that most hear when I'm struggling with the / the Mary and John go with the others.

I always ask:

Can you play chess?

Ninety percent of the answers are ... No!

I ask:

Can you play lady?

Ninety percent of the answers are ... Yes!

Then they come (90%) against with a lot of swearing wondering why I asked it. It's always like that.

Answer: 

Lady is premature ejaculation. 

Chess is "envernização"

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